I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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