My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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