i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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