have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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