I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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