just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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