That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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