cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He felt like a one man threesome
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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