so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Randomize
