Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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