Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
did you just send me my own nude
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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