quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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