he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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