i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
We need to rekindle our bromance
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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