sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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