Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
She tied me up with her honor cords...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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