i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
