We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I have fence marks all over my body
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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