after a month anything with tits is on the radar
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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