i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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