Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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