seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
