I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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