SEEEEXXX PLEASE
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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