we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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