that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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