so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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