You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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