i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
So squirting runs in the family.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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