Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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