I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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