So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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