Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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