It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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