Are we in a gay sports bar?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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