If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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