I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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