I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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