they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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