guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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