Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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