why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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