Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you traded sex for a burrito?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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