his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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