I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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