3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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