He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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