i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
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You. Win. At. Life.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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