Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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