I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
We're too hungover to prance.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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